oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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kimi-ni-sachi-are:

when you reread a book or rewatch a show/movie and you notice things

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condom:

when you’re fifteen somebody tells you they love you and u say ily2

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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benny-the-jet-55:

When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”.. but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”

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meanplastic:

I spend about 80 percent of my time talking about Lindsay Lohan. And the other 20 percent of the time, I’m praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more. I could hear people getting bored with me. But I couldn’t stop. It just kept coming up like word vomit.

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